fuckyeahzarry:

"remember when you used to lik- "

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what’s going on
Anonymous: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

getmygameon:

simdew:

simsderr:

mysimmysimblr:

lifestylesimblr:

woohoo-juice-simoleons:

lost-in-simblrbrooke:

simfruit:

rollo-rolls:

davidmont:

the-simming-dead:

alexmanuel-sims:

thesimsqueen:

jarpaddd:

freezerbunny-sims:

shutupandsim:

twofee:

getmygameon:

simprovs:

All That Matters In My Ass

What The Hell In My Ass

i just can’t get enough in my ass.

99 Problems…In my ass.

Stormy weather in my ass. :S

Off He Goes In My Ass

Do What U Want in my ass
:(

Hit & Run in my ass o.o

G.U.Y. in my ass..

I need a Minute in my ass OMFG!

Into the sun in my ass. LMAO xD

Refill in my ass

This fire burns in my ass. omg wat

Chocolate in my ass

money trees in my ass

Where the story ends….in my ass 👌👏🙊

Demon in my ass… 

Boys and Girls… in my ass… ummm, k…

Live High…In My Ass pffft! X3
Anonymous: How does one seduce someone?

taco-bell-rey:

valvesoftware:

going to college like

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larrysbellybutton:

"your dress is too short"

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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